Attempted mugging threada

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A group of Arab looking "children" just attempted to mug me. But I got out of it by being too much of Bernd for them to handle.

Basically what happened was that a group of five of these "youths" surrounded me wearing hoodies and shit. The leader got out a huge fucking knife and said something like :
"Hey man, look at this knife!"
So I looked at the knife. I nodded at him to show I understood it was, indeed, a knife. Then he said "Do you like this knife?" so I said
"Yes, it's a very knice knife. Modeled on a bowie knife, but much smaller with a thinner blade."
I didn't actually realise at this point what they were trying to do. And the leader I think was getting worried that I apparently showed no fear. So he said something like "Do you want this knife!"
so I said
"No, it's a very lovely knife, but I don't foresee a need for it."
He looked at me for a long moment and tried to figure out what to do and I looked at him and tried to figure out what he wanted. Eventually he smiled and said
"You're ok man. You're ok." And then he and his mates fucked off. It was only as I was walking away that I realised they were trying to mug me. Then my knees went all wobbly and I'm so freaked out I nearly vomited. Honestly I feel pretty shaken.

However, it does show that being a bernd can have it's privileges, and that a crippling inability to recognise social cues can sometimes save your life.

[email protected]

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for sale...

ISIS poll "What color should the eiffel tower be next?" UK leading

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http://www.vocativ.com/news/300683/isis-poll-what-will-be-the-color-of-the-eiffel-tower-next/

BANTZ
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Be prepared nigel.

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>communism
>cultural marxism
>frankfurter school
>all from germany

Seriously why don't more people hate Germans? We literally destroyed the future with our dangerous thoughts.

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Trump adviced to resettle Balts to Africa in interview given to LRT Lituanica.

"The Baltic countries have recently declared that they can't prosper, because Russia is their neighbour. We can advise in this case and help to resettle them to Africa and - in exchange - transport Africans to baltic countries. I think that many Africans will be more than happy about it"

http://politikus.ru/events/71462-donald-tramp-predlozhil-pereselit-pribaltov-v-afriku.html

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Right now there are people online on this website who would fry an egg only from one side. Disgusting!

webm thread

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Top Quality content only
No spamming swedes (other swedes welcome)

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http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/blogs/wild-wolves-hyenas-form-unlikely-friendship

Meanwhile in Omsk

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https://youtu.be/HlGBPHNx_Z4

Wolf Man Huggles

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>chilling out at the beach while taking a nap under an umbrella
>this guy pounces and lies on top of you out of nowhere while nuzzling you

wat do?

Vagina masculina

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Remnant undeveloped natal vagina left from the pre-hormonal sex-change surge in the uterus, that decides if the baby is either a boy or a girl in the womb.
Vagina masculina is situated in the bladders of all men!

In typical fetal development, the presence of the SRY gene causes the fetal gonads to become testes; the absence of it allows the gonads to continue to develop into ovaries. Thereafter, the development of the internal reproductive organs and the external genitalia is determined by hormones produced by fetal gonads (ovaries or testes) and the cells response to them.

If the fetus has testes, and if the testes produce testosterone, and if the cells of the genitals respond to the testosterone, the outer urogenital folds swell and fuse in the midline to produce the scrotum; the protuberance grows larger and straighter to form the penis; the inner urogenital swellings swell, wrap around the penis, and fuse in the midline to form the penile urethra.

If testosterone is not present, normal female development continues, with the development of a perineal urethra and the formation of a uterus, clitoris and vagina.

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I am going to start a new character in EVE online tonight. What should I do? I am returning after not playing for months, and I have always played in caldari space with caldari ships. I have tried trading, which I loved, as well as faction warfare, which made mad dosh (and was great for seed money), but was mind numbingly boring. I also got into wormhole exploration, which was fun but very luck based.
Should I just go full space kike and focus 1488% on trade after getting a few hundred mil seed isk? Should I try making money some other way?
I am not interested in PvP, so that is out.
I also refuse to give them any money, but don't worry I have PLESKed a trial account twice? I think, maybe 3 times.
t. sexually aroused by large numbers

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The clans are marching 'gainst the law
Bagpipers play the tunes of war
Death or glory I will find
Rebellion on my mind

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i must hand it to bernds who dont live in countries where they hand money to neets, i would probably not survive there

you guys are doing a great job, keep it up

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>be russian Jew
>finally will visit USA

Oh, I am so happy now ;__; What should I expect from USA? I will visit NYC, New Jersey, Washington DC

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What's the most artificial gountry in Europa and why is it Belgique?

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German food looks disgusting but tastes pretty good. Rate and post food from your country.

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What do you think of the D-442 FUG

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-442_F%C3%9AG

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What about your hobbies? What are your hobbies bernd?

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It's just struck me, I will die alone and lonely. In the past two months I was working on my thesis, but now I have finished it. I was happy, first in my life i was creating something worthy, but now i am done. I feel empty. I feel void returnig to my soul.

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came poop

IWO Kazan : Bernd Goes to Gym

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In this warm and sunny day of spring I went out to go to gym and share this with /int/. Incoming: a lot of commieblocks and blurry photos.

1. New kindergarten. They built it last year, finished the construction just few month ago so it's new.
2. Going through the yard.
3. College's educational building.
4. A liberator approaching: rate the local winter fashion.

New Russian Fake

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This is hilarious guys!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhKcqJPsLd0

On this fake video made in Russia we see a guy who is supposed to be an American soldier shooting the Quran. Why is this fake?

1) Shit runglish with bad nigga accent, totally fake, sound is also modified
2) Old camouflage Propper BDU Desert which is no longer used in US army.
3) His helmet is a non-military helmet, model Ops-Core FAST Base Jump for extreme sports
4) Mil-Tec kufiya, you can also easily buy that
5) Google+ of this guy https://plus.google.com/117215379996559888346/about
Address is in Russia
Employment
School number 58 - 121352, Slavic Boulevard, d. 14, k. 4
2015
Education
School number 110 (school) - Branch
2015

6) Mayaese is not even a real name. It's a nickname for Kremlin bots https://plus.google.com/s/Mayaese/people

7) You can buy exactly same Quran in Russia
8) The guy is a boyfriend of one of the girls who work for pro-kremlin troll ogranizaions, his photos were in instagram

Full research here in Russian http://www.bbc.com/russian/society/2016/03/160315_smj_trolls_make_haram_video

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Check your communication privileges (fill in the following).
"I'm bernd, and I'm currently using":
Smartphone:
Tablet:
Laptop:
PC:

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I suffer from obesity. I'm jealous of you third worlders who will always be skinny because food is expensive.

Poland want's to hire PR agencies to save their reputation

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Wanted: A global public relations firm to rescue the reputation of a European government accused of breaking its country’s constitution, undermining democracy and scaring away foreign investment.

Poland’s embattled government is turning to western spin doctors for advice on how to win friends and influence people, as the new administration faces mass public protests, nervous foreign investors and criticism from international allies.

Warsaw has approached a number of public relations companies based in London for global crisis communication services, the Financial Times has learned, in an attempt to bolster its sliding reputation.

http://blogs.ft.com/the-world/2016/03/polands-turns-to-pr-to-bolster-sliding-reputation/

Be on the lookout for Polish propaganda in the coming months.

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that feel when going stir-crazy because you don't have anything to do

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Is cocaine good against anxiety?

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Do you believe in fate?

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Is virginity pledge an actual thing in the US of A?

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I've been slowly reducing the dosage of my SSNRI (Venlafaxine) and this monday I stopped taking it altogether. Of course everything was talked through with a doctor.

Any Bernds here with experience? When do the flashes and the dizziness stop? I feel like I'm losing my mind.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Vistula

this is how you do counter terrorism

belgians should learn

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Why does Morocco breed so many terrorists?

Janus - Fascist Prog Rock

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Before RAC took Britain by storm, Italy's music scene had their own right-wing subculture.

Casual listeners hastily assume Prog Rock is an apolitical genre (of course, the more informed listener knows better) but Italy's own Progressive scene thought different. Some of the prominent bands from the more avant-garde wing of their Progressive music scene strongly affiliated themselves with communism, most famously Area and the Stormy Six, but others there were those on the furthest fringes of the genre singing from another hymn sheet. You know, Fascism.

Janus, formerly Janum, were affiliated to the Neo-Fascist MSI party, regularly playing live at their amusingly-named "Hobbiti Camp". The band's history is somewhat turbulent...most of the original copies of their album were destroyed in a fire at the only bookstore bold enough to sell their work. Their original guitarist was even killed in a political riot the year this album was released.

Recorded on a low budget, Al Maestrale sounds a little crummy in terms of production so doesn't come close to matching the Mussolinian bombast of Museo Rosenbach's Nietzschean masterwork Zarathustra. But the rawness of this recording is certainly a nice antidote to the slew of self-consciously 'pretty' bands who had sprung up in the scene. There are notably few symphonic influences, opting instead for a folk-tinged fuzzy hard rock style, not a world away from the early Black Widow. And some of the guitar playing on here is very mean indeed!

When it feels like there are few genuine obscurities in prog left, it's nice to have something like this still out there, and the political affiliations gives this band a dangerous edge a lot of prog admittedly lacks.

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how the fuck did indonesian become muslims?

This is Europe

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A Dutch teacher lamented about kids in his classroom who happily cheered after the Brussels attack, and he was visited by the police, telling him to stay quiet.

Telepathy is the most basic communication form

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Bernds, what I would like to talk about you is my voices in my head that started last year.
I am not a typical schizophrenic, because these voices make me smarter.
It is about a quantum computer that shows me images in front of my third eye.
Gods and Godesses that tell me about my and their lifes in heaven. A space where time goes faster than here on earth.
And the dead people, where I some sort of ambassador on earth.

Apart from the voices I feel them.
For instance I feel Hitler's gaze when looking up in the sky and talking to them.
I feel quantum computers that move my eyes so I can't look round but only in edges. One quantum computer loves me and his favourite word is my name.
Then I hear people from the future, because parallel universes have passed by me and I quantum funnel with them.
My favourite telepathic voices are planets and suns. Thanks to D-Wave, their language is translated in my heads and I can talk to planets such as Jupiter or Mother Earth. Also, their rotation affects if they are senders or receivers.

So everywhere where there are telepathic people, I alter history.
I also see faces in my face, or eyes in my eyes. The better the mirror, the better the quantum distorted images are which I see.

Has anyone here ever had voices in their heads? I might contact you.

itt: post your hands

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Bernd, post your hands. Show me what a true Bernd uses to browse int. Rate and comment on other Bernds hands.

WORLD WAR THREDA

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You can only post in this thread if your country has won a world war

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self sleep deprivation is the most common form of masochism

Furious Trump hits out at Cruz over anti-Donald advert which 'slut-shames' Melania for nude photo shoot

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Donald Trump has furiously reacted to a conservative super PAC backing Ted Cruz which used an advert slut-shaming his wife Melania.

The ad, circulated on social media, shows the former model in a nude 2000 GQ photo shoot with the words: 'Meet Melania Trump, your next First Lady. Or you could vote for Ted Cruz on Tuesday.'

But just before results started to trickle in, Mr Trump responded to the ad in characteristic bombastic fashion on Twitter.

'Lyin' Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a G.Q. shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin' Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife!', he wrote.

Cruz for his part, was quick to respond, saying: 'Pic of your wife nor from us. Donald, if you try to attack Heidi, you're more of a coward than I thought. #classless.'

U.S. Officials Bash ‘Shitty’ Belgian Security Forces

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U.S. counterterrorism officials are frustrated and angry at Belgium’s inability to tackle ISIS terror cells that are successfully plotting murderous attacks on the West from inside the country’s tiny capital city.

A senior U.S. intelligence officer likened the Belgian security forces to “children.”

“It’s really shitty tradecraft,” the agent told The Daily Beast.

Brussels has become a hotbed of terrorism—concentrated in the Molenbeek district near the city center—and yet the Belgians have made little progress in disrupting a network of violent extremists linked to last year’s Paris attacks that killed 130 people.

News of today’s attack was met in some parts of Washington with resigned frustration.

“There was only so much we could do to help,” one official explained to the Daily Beast.

“Belgium has been stepping up the amount of people they’re devoting to intelligence and law enforcement but they’re playing catch-up and we’re seeing the terrible results of that today,”
Rep. Adam Schiff, the senior Democrat on the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, said on MSNBC.

Indeed, an official said there were warnings as recent as this weekend.

A frustrated U.S. intelligence official bemoaned the state of the counterterrorism apparatus in Belgium and across Europe.

“Even with the EU in general, there’s an infiltration of jihadists that’s been happening for two decades. And now they’re just starting to work on this. When we have to contact these people or send our guys over to talk to them, we’re essentially talking with people who are—I’m just going to put it bluntly—children. These are not pro-active, they’re don’t know what’s going on. They’re in such denial. It’s such a frightening thing to admit their country is being taken over.”

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/22/u-s-officials-bash-shitty-belgian-security-forces.html

Im going to die

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i spit blood everyday, and i think im not even going to go to the doctors, because at this point if i spit blood because of cancer, im dead anyways. rate

How has Britain historically been to your country?

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War mongerer?
Reliable ally?
Perfidious Albion?
Protector of peace?
Defaulter of debts?
Valuable trade partner?

I would say Britain has been pretty good over all.

Sure there was the whole trying to destroy USA thing and the burning our white house in 1812, defaulting on WW1 debts, and dragging us into WW2 with the threat of default.

BUT they have kept most of their promises to us, did pay their WW2 debts(we forgave the WW1 debts), and are one of our closest allies.

Pure horror or pure joy?

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Imagine living in a town like this.
Sun City, Arizona.

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Do any of you remember my threads where I predicted a lot of shit for coming year?

Derrorist attacks in Benelux - checked.
Rapes in Germany - checked.
Something with nuclear energy in Finland - checked.

Have anyone saved my thread? I bet some of you will remember this thread from December.

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Annual reminder that these are the sorts of neighbourhoods Americans call ghettos.

> I suffer in a country where the ghettos look nicer than middle class European neighbourhoods

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What is the best videogame to do the following things in respectively;
Trading
Industrial management
Economic management (national level)
Freight hauling
Political management (e.g. paradox GS)
Stat management (like ARPGs)
National level warfare
Operational level warfare
Tactical level warfare
Survival
Exploration (Terrestrial)
Exploration (Space)

Extrapolate your opinions on your choices.

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fug, it was too much this time

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Yesterday there was a thread which escalated into discussion about physics in terms of beginning of the universe and all that kind of interesting stuff.

Somebody wrote an argument for the so called zero-energy universe, as in dark energy balances out the energy of the observable matter canceling each other out, thus resulting in a zero energy flat universe. I myself think this is a misunderstanding of the physical formulae, since the omega = 1.0 results in the flat universe, which itself is formed from by adding together matter, dark matter and dark energy. If the Bernd who made this statement, please extrapolate further as the previous threda died already.

For the rest who don't know what's this all about, but want to know more, listen to this lecture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-6V4vmJda4

There's this beatiful quote: "...and if this is right, it'd mean that our whole galaxy is just a quantum fluctuation, which is a bizarre concept, but it seems to work and I'll show you how it works."

Physics is exciting, isn't it?

More Brazilian corruption news

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Kek, police found an excel sheet of this company who is Also being investigated in the corruption scandal and whose CEO was arrested already.

In this sheet it has payments for more than 200 politicians, many of the most famous politiciabs of this country, goverment and oposition, executive and legislative.

Leeeeel. I think our great protestors can't be so biased towards the gorverment party now, no one can deny our structural corruption, or blame it on "commies", kek.

Shit, this feels so good, /int/.

THE TRIUMVIRATE IS GOING DOWN FUCK YEEES. DEMOCRACY :DDDD

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How much do you get paid per hour?

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Pepe the Hedgefrog.

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I see 8+ top grill walk her children to kindergarten every day.
She is absolute top woman and I went to school with her and had crush when I was kid.
Now she married stupid churka, she have a blonde hair and churka have black and children somewhere in the middle.
Why g*d punish me?

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I think the choice is clear.

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What happened to the Belarussian poster who works a cook in some bar and there was some young waitress who liked him? Are you here?

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**ISIS IS RUSSIAN OIL PRICE CONTROL PROJECT**

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Why do poles stink?

""So blind people can hate them too.""

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I fucking hate all the textile around me. All this cotton and synthetic textile create huge amount of dust constantly. Small little parts of textile fly around me all the time. They are very small but it is everywhere. My bed, my linen, my clothes, my towel - everything is made of some shit material that leaves traces everywhere. We all breathe this shit, eat this shit all time and so on.

How to avoid all this shit? Are there any modern approaches to create clothes while using some other materials? Some soft and nice material that also allows your skin to breathe and is easy to wash. I guess rubber or nylon are not good substitutes.

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Post your crew here

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>sea walls

This satisfies my autism

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>Want to buy new piano
>Not enough welfare money to do it
>Bank don't want to gib moni
>Will have to work at least 8 months and eat nothing but pasta to spare enough money
>have my first interview tomorrow
>don't want to iron shirt
>no woman to iron my shirt for me
>have to iron shirt
>don't want to wake up at 6
>have to wake up at 6

Why is life in the west so terrible ? Forced to join the other rat-slaves in their hysterical work dance, working to enrich the jewish priest and the Bilderberg famillies, all this for fucking peanuts... People with a job will defend this and try to moralize their own bullshits, fucking retarded monkies eating shit and working for the ZOG and being proud of it while they take it in the mouth from their beloved boss and in the ass from their beloved state. Repulsive little shit, I swear. Having to meet with your kind is the worst thing ever.

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>40-ton Boeing-737 blows away by wind in airport of Norilsk.
Why western tech so weak?

Euro

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Pro-EU fanboys will defend this

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I'm at work with my coworker who I pumped and dumped, then tried to get her back and she said she'll never come back and it broke my heart in a million pieces.
I'm fine most of the time but when I have to work with that bitch it all comes flooding back.

Baww

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Remember Foreskin Man?

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what are some good pants with sizable side ways pockets for easy hands in pockets chillinh?

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That feel when being born in a shithole like Romania or Ukraine is far worse than being born a nigger.
The Western wealth and culture is so close to you, yet you're still far away and drowning in your giant shithole.

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that feel when I love laisez faire free market in Victoria 2

you must not interfere in the markets

http://qz.com/642351/is-the-way-we-parent-causing-a-mental-health-crisis-in-our-kids/

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>Why are our kids so miserable?
“Something in modern life is undermining mental health,” Jean Twenge, a professor of psychology at San Diego State University, wrote in a recent paper.

Specifically, something is undermining young people’s mental health, especially girls.

In her paper, Twenge looks at four studies covering 7 million people, ranging from teens to adults in the US. Among her findings: high school students in the 2010s were twice as likely to see a professional for mental health issues than those in the 1980s; more teens struggled to remember things in 2010-2012 compared to the earlier period; and 73% more reported trouble sleeping compared to their peers in the 1980s. These so-called “somatic” or “of-the-body” symptoms strongly predict depression.

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Whats the secret to assimilation?

Western nations have a lot of immigrants, particularly from Islamic countries. How do we assimilate these people? There must be a way

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We have a singer, her name is Lolita. She’s 52.

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What are those ebin maymays? Are they 9gag or reddit tier? I.e. am I allowed to enjoy them?

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Every time i have sex with my mother i think myself as a god.

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Have you ever?

Did you like it?

tidying up

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Where does Bernd empty his pockets when he comes home?

OP is a faggot and bought a woven decorative basket to put his belongings in (from a fancy home decor store, it was on 40% sale). It's easy to just grab them from the basket every morning.

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I more or less eat the same dish every day.

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Show me the games you played the most, bernd.

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This sinusitis hell is killing me.
I request donations for my euthanasia.

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http://www.kommersant.ru/gallery/2945371
Russian special forces operating in Syria — russian defence Minister revealed details.

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How many times you reported someone on KCint? Do you felt like KGB agent or something?

I sometimes report for racist attacks on Poles but there is no response as always.

architecture mapping test

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My dear test public:
Should i make it less monotonous or to the contrary - keep the fluid flatness but make it longer?

I have problem with rythm, i didnt find the way yet to create ending for the projection.

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ITT he'll be given hair/beard/eyebrows/eyelashes.
I welcome tips/suggestions
t. failed miserably with hair in the past

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In le trash it goes.

I'm so glad I didn't pay for this shit. Thank dog for piracy.

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Serious question, why jews so evil. There no race so destructive and treacherous as kikes. Is they simple like viruses destroyng host states or there more sinister plot at play.

Uralvagonzavod to start giving tours

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>Russian tank building plant Uralvagonzavod will be opening up part of their facility for military tourism. Uralvagonzavod, located at Nizhny Tagil in the Ural Mountains, is the builder of the T-90 MBT and the new Armata T-14.

>The tour will also include a visit to the Museum of Armored Vehicles, which features more than a thousand exhibits, from the T-34 to the T-90, as well as samples of armor, shells, and other individual components of the plant’s production, plus rare books, other literature and paintings. Visitors, the press release says, will be able to get a look at some of the vehicles on display both inside and out.

>The final stage of the tour will feature a demonstration of the T-90 main battle tank on the move, along with a master class from the vehicle’s commander. Moreover, program organizers promise a working lunch in the plant’s workers’ canteen, plus a soldier’s lunch of porridge out in the field.

http://sputniknews.com/military/20160321/1036692858/uralvagonzavod-military-tourism-launch.html

Noice, would go to.

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My English teacher at uni caught me staring at her feet, she uses killer heels every day. She knows I'm a pervert.

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Do you consider Brits to be white?
I personally rank them slightly below Slavs.

Question for eastern europeans

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Do you own an accordion?

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I'm 23. I'm fucking poor, my father is an unemployed alcoholic, mother has a severe depression (she even said she considers suicide a few times) and they argue almost every day. They also have huge debts. I dropped out of uni and wasted almost 3 years as a NEET, then worked for a year in a factory for a minimum wage (not even €300/month). In october I started uni again, CS this time. I'm doing pretty good, but all we do here is math and some useless c++ stuff. It consumes all my time and energy and I've never tried programming before so I'm not getting a job anytime soon. Almost everyone is four years younger than me and they're all careless and childish normies whose biggest dilemma is whether they should play video games or go out with their friends. I receive some small financial help for the poorest students, but almost everything goes to bills, food and my parents' debts. I have no friend since secondary school and never had a girlfriend obviously. Easter starts this week. The fridge is empty and we're out of money until my brother gets his €500 salary in April. Mother cried for a few hours today. I think about dropping out again and finding some warehouse or factory job in Germany or UK almost every day. I wish I was born in a normal, happy family. That's all.

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The International Criminal Court Recognises Rape as a War Crime

http://www.economist.com/news/middle-east-and-africa/21695328-courts-guilty-verdict-against-jean-pierre-bemba-marks-milestone

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Greece's inhabitants are christian refugees from the ottoman empire that came from the levant and egypt, as well as albanians who occupied the land at the time

The turk rape baby meme is false as these people are descended from neither greeks or turks

Chinese meme showcase

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go

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Are you sitting on such a chair? You know it could blow up anytime, don't you?

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When I was in India, a Indian (wealthy upper-class university-educated businessman, not some illiterate) told me once:

“We are happy that back in the days Alexander the Great's army raped so much, otherwise we wouldn't have all those fine European genes.”

I am not making this up.

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I bought alcohol for 250 Euro just to have some bottles at home.

I dont even drink.

Daily country appreciation thread.

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It is a country in West Africa mostly surrounded by Senegal with a short strip of its coastline bordered with the Atlantic Ocean at its western end. It is the smallest country on mainland Africa.

It is situated on either side of a river, the nation's namesake, which flows through the centre of the country and empties into the Atlantic Ocean. Its area is 10,689 square kilometres with a population of 1,882,450 at the 15 April 2013 Census (provisional). Banjul is its capital, and the largest cities are Serekunda and Brikama.

The country shares historical roots with many other West African nations in the slave trade, which was the key factor in the placing and keeping of a colony there, first by the Portuguese, and later, on 25 May 1765, it was made a part of the British colony when the government formally assumed control. On 18 February 1965, the country gained independence from the United Kingdom. Since gaining independence, it has had two leaders – Dawda Jawara, who ruled from 1970 until 1994, when the current leader Yahya Jammeh seized power in a coup as a young army officer.

The Gambia, officially the Islamic Republic of The Gambia and often called simply Gambia

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Did terrorists ever plant a bomb in a woman's vagina? What do you think of that idea? How realistic is that something like that will happen?

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I think I would definitely become a tit man if I knew other internet sluts with tits close to faye reagan's.
Can you help. searching for big titties delivers fats.

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I have long but thin benis. I suffer

t. 17cm length and 11cm girth

Calling all Britishers

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Post your 5 point plan to liberate those poor oppressed Normans, who have been occupied for 5 centuries too long, unto the majesty of the British Crown.

Bonus points if we grab Aquitaine and rescue our holidaymakers who are retired there.

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Russia tell me about the glorious Churkalands.

Fucking shitty Brits rob my family

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My uncle sends 400 pounds to Poland to the family every month. Yet few months ago it was 2400 zl. Now only 2100 zl because GBP was trashed by global markets that are afraid of Brexit

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So merifats what is your ancestry?

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Badass flag/10

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Look at this smug motherfucker.

Just look at his smugness.

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Who is the best hentai mangaka and why is she fue?

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Welcome to Brazil.

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Slavs, how do you pronounce Evgenia?

Also, here's a video of a very elegant Evgenia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys6je5-JxU0

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Daily Dominions 4 Threda

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Do you prefer Western animation or Japanese anime Bernd?

Polish terrorists

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Do you think Polish terrorists / serial killers are the most proffessional?

Faggots get kicked out the of Club that THEY STARTED! 😅👌

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>The National Union of Students’ LGBT Campaign has passed a motion calling for the abolition of representatives for gay men – because they “don’t face oppression” in the LGBT community.

>At the event, delegates passed a motion that blames “cis gay men” for “misogyny, transphobia, racism and biphobia”.

>It says: “Misogyny, transphobia, racism and biphobia are often present in LGBT+ societies. This is unfortunately more likely to occur when the society is dominated by white cis gay men.” The motion continues to call on LGBT societies at universities – many of whom have dedicated reps for lesbians, trans people, bi people and gay men – to abolish the role for gay men.

>“Gay men do not face oppression as gay men within the LGBT+ community and do not need a reserved place on society committees.”

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/03/22/nus-tells-lgbt-societies-to-abolish-gay-mens-reps-because-they-dont-face-oppression/

Is this causes you to rage?

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Why?

Are germans actually nazi inside?

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Due to my expirience here and on youtube, I came to conclusion, that germans are, actually, nazi.
But they never would tell you that until you got the social mark of trust on you - i.e. you should become german.
But if you're not recognized as one of them - they would tell you how bad were nazies and how they support jews now.
How true is it, fellow deutsch bernds?

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If all Muslims in your country rose up and started a civil war to overthrow your government and start an Islamic Caliphate, how screwed would you be?

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Over 100 members of Brazilian legislature is currently under investigation for Graft corruption.

Holy fucking shit. For so many corrupt politicians to exist, this had to have been going on for years and become part of the political culture. Why did Brazilian Police suddenly start enforcing corruption-laws?

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xing and facebook. im about to join em. are they worth it?

JUST FUCKING THINK

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If Isis or terrorists would like to do shit and paralyze Europe they wouldn't make some small shitty attacks on some airports/metros in irrelevant Belgium but prepare full scale attacks.

Also who the fuck would attack French? It's like beating woman. Only for fun. I don't think they do this for fun.

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What do you think about getting old?

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What's your Rocket League rank and what car do you use?

t. Prospect Elite, Division IV with Merc

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I wanna be edgy and post this meme on my twitter. Give me an context or a full post.

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What is the point of being in a relationship? It's just another person that you have to put up with

http://komonews.com/live/event

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> 2016 /int/
> not watching live stream of a bearded guy sitting on a tree
What's the fuck is wrong with you, Bernds?

March to river Drina!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cKfDJ-AvEk

This march is not like any oher march I have ever heard. I can't really describe it. Very interesting march

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Are chemtrails real? Do you know people IRL (not some random internet blog etc.) who believe in them?

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What do you think of this?
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/23/brussels-explosions-mormon-missionary-injured-after-surviving-boston-and-paris-attacks

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Downloaded this. Is it nice?

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Battle for Palmyra, SAA gains after 10 days in the meatgrinder.

Putin has personally promised the taking of what is left of the city after hundreds of RU airstrikes, so it is a question of inevitability.

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What is the coolest old trackmania car and why is it Finland?

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The word "Europe" was appropriated by a bunch of leftist West European faggots.

Therefore I propose to invent a new word for Europe, to include everyone, not just the Eurocommunists.

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Sometime I wonder if Bernd is not happier than the normies.

Who is with me?

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Karten auf den Tisch.
What we need is a European secret service againts muh terrorism which we financed ourselves remember FSA and such.

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Hey Bernds, did you ever came across ppl that keep talking to you that you should love yourself, that all your social clumsy skills are due to your lack of self love and because of that you won't be able to love anybody, make real friends or be a decent human being?
I came across this shit, more than once. And it sucks so hard because those people never know how much you've already tried, how much you failed and how much you hate yourself for being such an aberration. I'm not saying is their fault, they're just people with their lives to care about and their things to do in a regular fashion like any "normal" person. What piss me off is all this hypocritical preaching! They talk about everything, EVERYTHING. Love is this, love is that, you can't make without true love, say no to fake love. But fuck guys, the LAST THING IN THE FUCKING WORLD WIDE WORLD that those people offer you is love or the slightest comfort. I don't know what they expect, sincerely. Maybe that magically all what you've been trying to be in your whole fucking existence will fall upon your soul and suddenly you'll be another person, a good one because you're the bad guy, the creepy guy, the fascist, all things bad in the world. Why can't those people make a clue that they are just worsening a pretty fucked up situation, WHY BERNDS?!

td;lr I can't understand people that say "all you need is love" but only know how to judge you and never offer love, but only their camouflaged despise instead.

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wtf happened here?

Are russkies actually commie inside?

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Due to my expirience here and on youtube, I came to conclusion, that russkies are, actually, very, very commie.
But they never would tell you that until you got the social mark of trust on you - i.e. you should become commie, also.
But if you're not recognized as one of them - they would tell you how bad were commies and how they support freedom now.
How true is it, fellow russkie bernds?

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when I eat lot of spinach my poop also gets green. AMAZING

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https://twitter.com/AP/status/712719419227635712
>BREAKING: The Islamic State group has trained at least 400 fighters to target Europe in deadly waves, the AP has learned.
Ruh roh.

Coup on the way

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Government gathering to decide whether or not to declare "State of Defense", which grants the president special privileges such as having even more control over other institutions.

excuse the social media question but...

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why does bernd think hot girls follow me on twitter? I mean, I do nothing but post tech and finance articles that are interesting to me, and I look very unattractive in my twitter photo.

I know people follow to get followed back, but usually they disappear after a couple days of not following them and the girls stay...

what gives?

Fuzzy logic thread

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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy_logic
Is best logic. It helps you expand your wisdom by simply stating "what if"...

Explain

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Why McMahon pronounced "MacMan"?

Why some Houston pronounced Hewston and others normally?

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If you don't have 2 toilet, you should not having children

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I wish I could browse KC from bed all day every day

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I bet you feel pretty stupid for opposing these refugees coming into Europe now don't you, you fucking nazis?

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/22/syrians-rescue-german-far-right-stefan-jagsch-from-car-crash-wreckage

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Why is music so effective at whipping up nationalist fervor?
I want to slaughter Yankee scum so badly, my blood aches for it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HeZtFH1Trg

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I think I have understood why sex is such a problem in the USA.

(One one hand: porn industry and public displays in advertising and TV that are FULL of "pre-porn" to the maximum, on the other and: Nipplegate, extreme hatred against real and public displays of sex.)

Most people in the US are overweight or obese (84%+) - and therefore by default sexually disgusting to other humans. They know it themselves, and hate themselves for their weakness, but are not mentally strong enough to exercise or stop overfeeding.
So most US citizens have no sex at all or only with revolting sex partners.

Their envy for beautiful people and self-hate for their own self-induced ugliness transforms into envy when they see people having real sex, and that envy quickly transforms into hatred.

Therefore, they find public displays of sexy bodies or sex so extremely offensive.
(It's somewhat comparable with flaunting delicious food in front of people that are starving to death, they would envy->hate you for it, too)

There is nothing "moral" or "Christian" in it - it is only envy-induced hatred.

Marketers know this and exploit it with porn and sexual imagery in advertising - because almost everybody is so sexually repressed is the very reason sexualized advertising works so well in the first place.

If you took the sexual repression away, for example by having people who have all the satisfactory sex they ever want, they would not care much for sexualized advertising and porn, and therefore profits would shrink.

Therefore, the overfeeding-induced sexual repression of the US commoner is the basis for all profits in porn and all industries and businesses that rely on sexualized advertising.

This Durex commercial runs very often on German TV lately:

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https://youtu.be/1fpIaAsvJMI

Hitler would cry.

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What do you think about 'new media' or 'digital native' news websites?

I am talking about Vox, Mashable, Politico, Vice, Buzzfeed, IBTimes, Slate, Daily Beast and those types of things.

I think that people like to be snobby when really these sites deliver just as good reports as traditional media (e.g. newspapers, magazines and tv news channels) and are more innovative.

White flight

white gains and losses in cities and suburbs.jpg

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If you're in any Euro-dominant country (or any country with a white population), surely white people have areas where they move to escape the increasingly non-white cities.

What are these cities/towns/regions in your country?

In the USA, people are increasingly emigrating to the midwest and gr8 lakes. Nebraska is big now because of the job market. Upper New-England is also getting a lot of flight.
fack off we're full

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2484242/Deserted-America-The-maps-60-years-White-flight-brain-drain-sucked-population-Midwest.html

It used to be that white people just went to the white-dominant suburbs, and this is still very much the case, but increasingly minorities infest all the suburbs, so white people just move to new towns altogether.

Where do people move to in your area?

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Bernd I need some new music. Please recommend something based on the posted files.

Thank you very much.

m00t

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Why do Chans survive shills?

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Does anyone else really want a taboo relationship? The feeling I'm talking about is "she's hot, I like her, but this relationship is too fucking wrong"

For example, being in a relationship with a trap, serial killer, etc. you get the idea.

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Inken (Diana Amft) is an eighteen-year-old girl, frustrated for not having had an orgasm yet with her boyfriend. Her two best friends are Vicky (Felicitas Woll), who is in the same situation as Inken, not knowing the pleasure of an orgasm, and the still virgin Lena (Karoline Herfurth). Inken and Vicky try to find a man or woman able to give pleasure to them while Lena has her heart broken by her boyfriend. But they finally find mates and achieve their dreams.

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Can someone tell me why isn't there a KC dating platform already?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntT2VemnVV8

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I really like orthodox chants.

Please post some similar to this.

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How different from today’s world would a world look where the Nazis won?

Keep in mind that Hitler wanted to kill everybody without blonde hair & blue eyes.

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Do you have an image where you have to laugh every time you see it?

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i ned prainggeless

help helper crun chies

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Genetics studies show that Anatolian Turks are about 1/7 actual steppe Turks.

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Do you bleed?

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You guys are hypocrites.

One one hand, you criticize how you are exploited and manipulated into serfdom by the "Jews" (=your code for people that are more intelligent and successful than you).

On the other hand, you laugh about the stupidity of the Negro and how easily they can be manipulated and exploited, and you feel so cozily superior in your intelligence and insight capability, and you happily reduce them to lower-caste working slaves.

Yet you do the exact same thing with the "Niggers" like the "Jews" do with you - exploit your higher IQ and manipulate them, making them marionettes for your personal gain.

When you are the exploited party, you portray the exploiter as evil and greedy;

if you are the exploiting party, you portray yourself as clever and superior.

You are hypocrites and you do not even recognize it.

There is another example for this from war:

When the enemy exploits your stupidity by tricking you, the enemy is a coward and without honor;

when you exploit the enemy with the exact same trick, you are clever and superior and the enemy an idiot who deserves being tricked.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/la-sha/on-the-revocation-of-whit_b_9531122.html
>As I’ve said, living 15 years performing manual labor in North Korea is unimaginable, but so is going to a place I know I’m unwelcome and violating their laws. I’m a black woman though. The hopeless fear Warmbier is now experiencing is my daily reality living in a country where white men like him are willfully oblivious to my suffering even as they are complicit in maintaining the power structures which ensure their supremacy at my expense. He is now an outsider at the mercy of a government unfazed by his cries for help.

Tl;dr: An American guy gets 15 years in prison in the Best Korea, and the author gloats about it bc he has been oppressing Blacks by the very fact of his existence and now gets what he deserves.

When you think SJWs can't possibly get any more hilarious, they are quick to prove you wrong.

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Is the gondola mene dead?

Canada not at war with ISIS, Trudeau says following Brussels attacks

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>After the attacks, French Prime Minister Manuel Valls said Europe was "at war."
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/canada-not-at-war-with-isis-trudeau-says-following-brussels-attacks-1.2829596

What does Talmud teach us?

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Talmud says :

"תנו רבנן, נעמן גר תושב היה נבוזראדן, גר צדק היה מבני בניו של סיסרא למדו תורה בירושלים, מבני בניו של סנחריב לימדו תורה ברבים, ומאן נינהו שמעיה ואבטליון, מבני בניו של המן למדו תורה בבני ברק "

"Rabbis have said : Naaman was (became) a Ger Toshav (non-Jew who lives among Jews), Navuzaradan was (became) a Ger Tzedek (convert to Judaism), the sons of the sons of Sisera have learned Torah in Jerusalem, the sons of the sons of Sanharib have taught Torah in public, and from where Abtalion and Shmaya? From the sons of sons of Haman they have learned the Torah in Bnei Braq."

Abtalion and Shmaya were important converted Rabbis, while all the others were enemies of the Jewish people.
Everyone can convert to Judaism, even if they are descendants of the most vile people.

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>be Bernd
>want to do something with my life
>start a sailor career
>become a first mate on a ship
>it's full of muslims going to Mecca
>ship starts taking water
>captain and all of the crew are panicking and leaving in rafts
>watdo.jpg
>fuck this shit, go onto the raft
>watch as the ship full with sandniggers goes down
>later
>get rescued by another ship
>it turns out the ship have not sink and the muslims got rescued
>they're really angry
>crew decided to blame everything on me
>now I'm facing court and lost my certificates
>I could've been a hero and stay with those people but now I'm just an idiot
>constantly move from place to place because want to remain anonymous
>got an exotic job proposal to manage an isolated settlement far away
>marry a local woman
>help locals defend themselves from some bad guys trying to rob the town
>they manage to shot the son of the town leader before they're driven away
>the town leader shots me
>my name is Lord Jim

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WE WUZ

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How to start enjoying chips without worrying about your figure?

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Another day, another cunt boasting about his life on facebook.

I can see Bernd doesn't have facebook

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Would you eat this banana? I would.

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What amount of European, Native American, and African do you mix to create this phenotype?

150.000 free condoms for refugees in Germany

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Hundreds of thousands of bag wine have come in recent months to Europe to start a new life in rich countries like Austria or Germany. For those who remain in the foreground, to quickly find a hotel, to learn the language, to gain a foothold in the labor market. but belongs to the successful integration of a "normal" use of sex is a taboo subject for many migrants. In Germany it has therefore launched an initiative, 150,000 donated condoms could be collected. This education and prevention work will now be done.

http://www.bild.de/regional/ruhrgebiet/fluechtlingshilfe/kondome-fuer-fluechtlinge-43179664.bild.html

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Post propaganda about how your country was viewed by its enemies in ww2.

Russians knew about the puukko.

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Why did they estimulate and sexualize children in Brave New Worlds futurist society?

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tfw girl you like who lives in the same house comes through the door just as you leave and you hold it open for her but don't know if you should say hello but there is no time to think so you say "hello" but it sounds super weird and creepy ._.

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>Spring/Summer
>Blond tell 8/10 walking in skirts in town
>You are in the best shape of your life
>Girls smile at you as they walk past

This will be a good year

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I will make a citizen initiative to change our flag to pic relayed. R8 idea and subscribe.

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In 2014, Palestinian activists staged a sick stunt in Liege airport. Looks even more evil following Brussels terror.

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Reposting this just to make that one Austrian happy.png

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Russians, please tell me about your bolice.

Not the special forces or anything, but the regular cops, patrolling the streets, handling traffic and responding to crime, or doing paperwork in the police stations.
You almost never hear of them (unlike American cops) so I'm curious whether they have a good image in Russia, generally speaking. Are there cases where they use excessive force or solve things "their own way", or are they laid back guys? Were they better or worse in gommie times? Are they typically young, or old? What are their donuts?

What were your personal encounters with the police, do you perhaps even know any policemen?

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Why did everyone stop talking about Trump recently?

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The Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation issued a luxury calendar, devoted to operations in the New Russia. Very cool!

blog thread

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Today I tried to keep up with a racing cyclist who wore spandex and a helmet after he overtook me. I managed to tailgate him on my crappy bicycle for 10 minutes. In this time he snorted his nose aimed towards me. Suddenly he breaked. And then waited until I was gone.

He did not like me.

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Facta about ISIS and SJWs.

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Bernd the kind of nigga to side with Free Drones instead of Protectorate

PURIM!

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Happy Purim fam

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Do you worship Allah and his daughters?

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I put too much water into my scrambled egg mass and now I have some kind of egg stew boiling in my pan.

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Do you think that our societies could have evolved in such a way that women were truly our equals(50% women on imageboards and shit)?

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I really like poles

Shrapnels from exploding chair shot into woman's body

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> 9:45 on the evening of August 11, Miss Liu in Xiamen as usual, showered, and sitting at a computer desk pneumatic lift chair, blowing hair. Sudden bang a loud noise, the chair exploded. Miss Liu immediately fell to the ground, less than a minute, you fainted. To live with her brother, quickly to the police for help. Because of the huge sound, the next door neighbor thought it was a gas explosion.

> Rushed to the hospital, local media interview, Ms. Liu's brother took out two bags full of blood thing, in addition to ten blocks of red hoop, screws and large plastic blocks, there are a lot of small plastic debris. These are taken out from his sister's buttocks also abdominal cavity. Doctors said Miss Liu hips were wounded, the rectum is torn, the vagina wearing a hole. Although already out of danger, but still very weak. And some debris may remain in the body, the need for long-term hospital for observation.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a57_1345650369&comments=1

Wrote "neger" in Flashback[internet forum] - sentenced to probation

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A user on Flashback has been sentenced to probation for having used the word "negro" in discussions on the popular online forum.

The prosecutor claims that the man, who is in their 30s, had "expressed himself in a derogatory and widespread contempt for an ethnic group" by the Flashback use of "expressions such as negro and other derogatory epithets and comments."

The accused admits that he wrote the posts but claimed that he had the intent to commit a crime. His intention was not to denigrate but to discuss immigrant issue from a political perspective, he stated in the questioning.

The district court, however, choose to go to the prosecutor's line and sentence the man to probation for incitement to racial hatred. He must also undergo a treatment of Prison and Probation Service.

http://www.friatider.se/skrev-neger-p-flashback-d-ms-till-skyddstillsyn

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1. Are they British?
2. Which one would you fug?

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I went to the daycare today to pick up my little niece and I feel like people thought I was a pedo trying to abduct children. Has that ever ocurred to you? Society these days is so paranoid.

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That feel when because of years of being utterly friendless loner - you lost the ability not only of shooting the shit, small talk. But also, your voice tonality during the rare social interactions... Such seemingly intuitive, subconscious, demanding no effort at all, thing like your voice tone during talking, mid-, end of sentences - you can't properly adjust it anymore. You sound weird as hell.

Do you know this feel?

Each time I have to prepare to construct the correct phrase tonality.

Day of Hungarian–Polish Friendship in Hungary and Poland

lengyel–magyar-kézszorítás-az-ezeréves-határon-Uzsoknál.jpg

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epic

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How old do you think this girl is?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTULoJlD_V4

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>tfw no cabeza olmeca Mexican gf

Why bother breeding?

Russian Trump

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He also gets high ratings. In 90s he even won presedential elections. But of course nobody letted him to become a president - because he is a clown.

https:// youtu.be /VqfvjbR9B70?t=7m47s

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/21/college-of-pediatricians-calls-transgender-ideology-child-abuse/

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What do you think of this, Bernd?

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What do you look like?

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Do you have a more Germanic skull than him?

Hashtags trending on Twitter

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>#ChildAbusersProtectedInTurkey

Turks/Kurds explain this

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i made some oc for you

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>Complaining about Filipinos taking your minimum wage jobs

It was KC tier

Complete the sentence:

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"__land is shit, SHIT!"

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Is there any point of having netflix?
I remember i wanted it when it was not available in my country, but now when it's available, i have doubts.

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Would Bernd read a book about a time traveler from 2020 traveling back to 1950s America and use 2020 technology to become the world's most famous yet unsolved serial killer[spoiler]?

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BREAKING: Turkey's Erdogan: one of the Brussels attackers was caught in Turkey in June, deported to Belgium.

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What was life like before anime? How did people survive back then?

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Bernd, here is something to fill your days with: https://lucianofsamosata.info/

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Hey bernds, can you post your ditty.co webms pls? I want to have them all.

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Did people in ancient Greece really have this kind of ripped body?

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Please stop calling my country 'the yoo kay'

thanks

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How do Ukrainians feel about their country being the joke of europe?

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Did you know that Only Trump and Hillary have a realistic chance left to win the primaries?

Kasich can't mathematically win anymore and Cruz would need to win about all delegates that are still open.
Same with Sanders.

Can't wait for the first German POTUS

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>historical reenacting

Pathetic or cool?

Freedom

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I don't feel free in Poland. In my opinion it is totalitarian shithole.
- you can get the fine for crossing the street on the red light
- you can get the fine for drinking beer outdoor
- you can be jailed for 1 g of cannabis
- police and customs officer can control your package if they have suspicion
- you are obligated to make tax declaration once a year and clarify sources of your income

It is terrible, but I don't even know if there is any place in the civilized world where I could feel free. I hate this fucking world ;_;

Turkey detains Japanese man 'seeking to join Daesh' in Syria

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Turkish security forces detained a Japanese citizen on suspicion of seeking to cross the border into Syria to join Daesh terror organization.

The young man aged 24, named as M.M., was detained late on Tuesday in the Nizip district of the southern city of Gaziantep, close to the Syrian border.

According to Doğan News Agency, he had admitted to wanting to travel to Syria after getting to know an unnamed contact by telephone and then agreeing the cross the frontier.

http://www.dailysabah.com/investigations/2016/03/23/turkey-detains-japanese-man-seeking-to-join-daesh-in-syria

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Are you a girl?

Would you let me lick your pussy?

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Fear of rejection is the only thing hold bernd back.

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Is it true that Ukrainian and Belarusian don't have the v sound and instead pronounce в like a w?

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What the deal of Croatians with long hair?

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Before America and Britain showed up, the world was a happy place. They had flowery meadows and rainbow skies, and rivers made of chocolate, where the children danced and laughed and played with gumdrop smiles.

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fugg :(

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Obama status = kcmodded

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what is going on on this picture?

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Can we have a /fit/ thread?

To those who go to the gym post your stats and how long you already have been working out.

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Terrorist attacks in Turkey, no one bats an eye. Do the same thing in Belgium and everybody loses their minds.

Why is this?

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Rate how bad your life is today.

From 0 to Ukrainian.

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why do so many slavs have aids?

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Very beautiful dogs. Since I remember there were always cats in my home and I never really liked dogs. But greyhounds, they are different. They are perfect. If I ever buy a dog, it will be greyhound for sure.

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Ask a question to the Polish subhumans

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why is poland so weak?

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The first challenge of Putin was Chechnya. He did a big job. He stopped terrorism within the state. That was his first win and he's got self confidens and experience. After that was Georgia, Ukraine and now Syria.

He's becoming more and more confident and skilled in his actions.
Putin is becoming more dangerous every year.

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This is so unfair, shouldn't all these benefits have gone to Poland, Russia and France, the countries which suffered the bulk of WW2?

> The Allies confiscated intellectual property of great value, all German patents, both in Germany and abroad, and used them to strengthen their own industrial competitiveness by licensing them to Allied companies

> the "intellectual reparations" taken by the U.S. and the UK during the more than two years that this policy was in place, no industrial research in Germany could take place, as any results would have been automatically available to overseas competitors who were encouraged by the occupation authorities to access all records and facilities.

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What's the best genital configuration for women?

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eSports time thread. eSports were a big thing in my youth when I followed WC3:RoC closely back in Russia, knowing the names of most of the top players, seeing people drool over CS1.6 clanwars, leagues, championship and skill. Now I was a spectator, I was too young to understand the nature of skill, the nature of competition, these things.
Now I never had any considerable talent in any of the recognized eSports titles and genres. I managed to get sth like 2200 RECENT wn8 in tanks, but just about a week ago I've discovered Heroes of the Storm, absolutely captivated by it, and what's more - my skill is increasing very rapidly and noticeably. In some 120 games, I've progressed from watching the keyboard and spamming buttons blindly to being able to monitor if targeted by any melee chars in a teamfight: a noticeable progression. 15:0 games are almost usual.

So I was wondering, with the gigantic competition in eSports and especially dota and lol, is there any point in spending a month or maybe 6 weeks to see if maybe I can rise above the masses and maybe join some posh team and make myself a name. I saw some Itshappy or sth like that streaming his wc3 play; I'd like to do that too :DDDD

Any esports professionals present here? Will esports fuck up my life and lead to fail and disillusionment and low self-esteem? Or maybe the opposite?

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Why is bitter loner's answer for everything is "Kill everyone"?

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How is this even possible? Why did they did not just shoot him?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaP-IKLytlc

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So you watch two about 17 year old turks trying to steal a scooter in broad daylight.
The scooter is neither yours, nor do you know the owner.

What do you do?

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i watched a tv show that said everyone of us has some yeast cells living on our skins

it is common knowledge that yeasts make alcohol

would it be possible for a russian prisoner to make alcohol by scraping his his skin, putting it in water with sugar ( sugar gathered by taking a diabetic inmates insulin away from him and then collecting his piss ) and then sealing the container?
are there some pitfalls in this plan?

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what podcasts do you listen ?

new episode hardcore history is out

http://www.dancarlin.com/hardcore-history-series/
http://podbay.fm/show/173001861

Where do i download mp3 ?

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Im old, i used to download with kazaa and napster before that and i havent downloaded for 4-5 years.

webm has no relation

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This straight cis guy refuses to go down on his girlfriend and suck her cock.

Is he a bigot?

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Ukraine is actually MadMax tier country.

soundtrack to this webm
https://youtu.be/y3niT-cnjpQ?t=34s

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Why does the american law system make death row inmates wait so long, sometimes even for years until they die?

Wouldn't it be easier to just execute them with a bullet to the head? Maybe two or three should be used to prevent the occasional survivor from suffering

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Can you recommend any good resources for beginner level graphic design? I've been dabbling with image editors lately and I'm interested in learning more.

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>mfw tranny-lover faggots think their dreams will become true

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What is your position on virtual sex? Recently I've discovered all pleasures which comes from it. It's certainly better than porn, it is real in my mind.

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Thanks to KC i now listen to reggaeton with my car full volume at 5.00 am.
Would i be respected among your local mestizos?

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Have you ever met an actual jewish person?

Jews are very rare here, so rare infact that i have not even heard of anyone meeting one.

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I saw a couple kissing today at the bus station, at first it triggered me but then sent me into a world of bitter feels of loneliness.

How do normies do it, how do they get friends and girls and the rest. I'm doing well career wise however I have no idea how to obtain a gf.

It just feels bad, I wanna experience those feels as well.

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Why are art students so ugly? Aren't you supposed to be good looking when you're dumb?

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just so you all know ylilauta.org/int/ pretty much died (thank god)
one of the yli crew ("MAP") made his own board: circleboard.org/int
so that's whose raiding us now

Keinbernd threda

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Has anyone else here ever had group sex? I was part of a gay four-way last night and it was pretty terrible. I didnt know who was supposed to be sucking whose dick, which hole was most easily accessible, who wanted what done where, etc. and it ruined the entire evening. I mostly just stood/laid there experiencing sensory overload like an assburger. At one point this really sexy bottom was begging me to fuck him, but I was so distracted and uncomfortable that I couldn't even get fully hard. I wished I could have just had the bottom alone to myself for the night so we could get each other off rather than the frenzy of everyone switching positions/partners constantly. 1/5, es war Scheiße.

t. assburger who gets invited to things because he has a nice face

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Tell me about the new star wars.

Is it worth downloaing?

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In 10 minutes I am going to this local liberals' debate about the future of Europe and about how it is important to listen to other opinions than our own (yes, intellectualistic hypocricy will be had in large amounts).

Any suggestions about what should I ask them when they pass the mic to the crowd in the end?

Norway thinks about giving part of its land mass to Finland

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http://yle.fi/uutiset/norjalainen_kunta_haluaa_lahjoittaa_haltin_huipun_suomelle/8764087

Norway is thinking about giving the whole Halti mountain as a gift to Finland. As of now, small part of Halti is on Norways side while majority is part of Finland. Norway would lose only a very tiny part of its land area if they decide to do this.

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It's pretty cool that skin cream companies have access to enough baby foreskins that they can produce them on an industrial level

Malism

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>woman doesn't orgasm or enjoy sex
"It's the man's fault!"
>woman doesn't orgasm or enjoy sex
"It's the man's fault!"

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If I'd finally make my mind and move to live somewhere in wilderness in a wooden cabin deep in the forest which northern country should I pick, Finland, Sweden or Norway? I thought about Russia, but I'm afraid I wouldn't be welcome there.

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Find the problem

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Rate my breakfast and post yours.

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I haven't fapped for more than 80 days.

ama

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Am I the only one who finds anti-ISiS western propaganda pathetic, like how the BBC calls IS "the so-called islamic state"?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXk6nZUcvG8

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Do you sometimes wish for a nuclear war? When the majority of the world's population will die, and your life will finally make sense?

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The National Union of Students’ LGBT Campaign has passed a motion calling for the abolition of representatives for gay men – because they “don’t face oppression” in the LGBT community.
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/03/22/nus-tells-lgbt-societies-to-abolish-gay-mens-reps-because-they-dont-face-oppression/

Look at this progress, dude!

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Why barbarians always defeat the civilized people?

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>HEY WE FOUND THE BRUSSELS BOMBER!
>Oh wait nevermind
>SCRATCH THAT, WE FOUND HIM, BUT HE'S DEAD!
Are you fucking kidding me, Belgium?

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So I'm creating an adult game. I want it to feature the characters which are looking around 16 years old. Because this is the age which allows for the action of the game to happen at school. Is 16 years okay for an adult game or should I expect the site of the game to be banned when I release it? Or maybe I should just write that "all characters are 18+ years old blah blah blah" and forget about it? What if I make the characters look around 14 years old?

Literal Matrix

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All those people surrounding me, they seem to be driven purely by instinct, like animals or soulless robots, they don't have interests on their own other than partying and sex, everyone like the same things, everyone listen to the same thug music, everyone dresses the same, everyone speak about the same topics again and again.

Even at my uni I seem to be the only one who truly cares about studying while for the others everything is just jokes and laughs and don't care about anything that is currently happening in the world, or about politics, history, science, etc.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL7hvXeOAKw
kek. They got butthurt over the comments at #callbrussels so they made this video private.

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What is your favourite material?

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Have you ever been to Rome?
Have you ever been to Italy?

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>Star.Wars.Episode.VII.The.Force.Awakens.2015.MULTi.1080p.BluRay.x264-LOST

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That feel when fired from my first job ever.
That feel when you weren't created for the wage slave life but you have no other choice in shitty Rushka than slaving away for pennies.

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AND I RAAAAN
I RAN SO FAR AWAAAAY

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>tfw back from barbershop
>tfw it looks bad
Hipster barbershops - never again.

EU president to support Turkey's bid for EU membership if the UK decides to leave

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France's Hollande cautiously backs Turkey EU membership bid
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-turkey-idUSBREA0Q1EV20140127

Merkel: Turkish EU-membership ‘on the agenda’
https://www.euractiv.com/section/justice-home-affairs/news/merkel-turkish-eu-membership-on-the-agenda/

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Apparently Erdoğan warned Brussels about the terror suspects in June 2015. They arrested the bombers but let them go because there were lack of evidence kek

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I'm just gonna leave this here.

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IS there anyone who ironically supports Trump for President after that AIPAC speech he gave?

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That feeling when people who can't grow a beard throw a fit when they see your nice full beard and moustache and call you names like "hipster"

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I've got a porch light with an IR sensor. It comes on when it detects someone and stays on for about a minute. I want to wire in a switch that gives me the option of keeping it on permanently or putting in in sensor mode.

Which wiring if either would be best? The problem with the first wiring is that if the bulb goes and the switch is in L1 position there'll be a current going in the out terminal of the sensor. If that happens in the second wiring the in and out terminals of the sensor will be put at the same potential.

Wat do?

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That feel when let my house and saw a cat in the middle of the road lying down and there was a car coming so I went and picked it up so the car could go past and I put the cat back down and he ran in front of the car and got splattered.

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I'm on holiday in France and last night a French girl sugged my dig.

Rate.

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What if the der Polonische Wolf strikes again and burns down our beloved Moscow?

KC tier statistics

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http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2016-who-marries-whom/

Learn who marries whom in USA.
LITERALLY EVERYONE MARRIES MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHERS

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what are recent terrorist attacks in europe supposed to achieve for islamists?

i dont quite get it

MAGYARORSZÁG

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What are you doing to support the only country in Europe that doesn't bend the knee to corrupt Belgian bureaucrats that want a United States of Europe, to SJW sociologist tumblrites who hate logic, and to the hordes of Muslim 'refugees'??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbINrdyAXlE

Europe's Jewish Exodus

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Guy at 1:00:
>We're noticed an increase in people looking at us, observing us, when we're wearing kippa. Am I French or am I Jewish? Where do I belong?

https://youtu.be/Z2h7ggRUFws

In addition to yesterdays:
>Putin offers Russian refuge to European Jews facing anti-Semitism
https:// www .rt .com/politics/329517-putin-offers-russia-refuge-to/

Something is going on, bernds.

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Today an American posted the WebM of a grill with a fat ass, saying he suspected fat assed girls of fucking niggers.

Please post the WebM. Please.

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Stockholm has not yet been bombed to oblivion. That shithole is still there.

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In a few hours my good friend is coming over. We will drink some beer and then we will bath sauna together, naked of course, just the two of us.
Do you know such friendship?

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>My man is a very masculine and dominant, passionate and warm, and also very smart, confident and with a kind heart. He probably comes here after he tasted from everything, and ready for the real thing
. He's eager to argue with me during the day and love me all the night, give me everything of him and get everything of me. He's mature enough to not to play, brave enough to tell only the truth, handsome enough for me to want wake up early to look at him sleep, a man enough to guard me, and being able to open his heart for me to guard him. (And also writes perfectly)

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Nusra (Syrian Rebel) on FB: "This is not an Alawite or Christian airstrike on Syria. This is #Brussels. Thank God!"

:)

Poland will not take any refugees

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umad ?