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Bernd 2016-03-30 02:01:57.008269 No. 34002128

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Mods didn't let me explain some things so I have to do it in a new thread without cancerous anime erp

1. I may have some mental issues but transsexualism isn't one of them. I already told you I accept my gender along with all its roles in society. I just happen to have fetish that are exploitable while I'm young and cute. As soon as I start aging faster and man up, I'll drop them completely or stay a little bisexual, just switching my position from bottom to top. But I don't value my fetishes high enough to consider them more important than finding a woman I can spend rest of my life with and starting a family. I keep repeating that but nobody cares about me and I keep being told to either start HRT or man up.

2. Right before the thread got deleted some German mentioned being a catholic and I wanted to state that I consider myself a proper christian. I think I'm more like some kind of free christian instead of being catholic, because I believe in God, follow christian ethics, but I ignore the church and its dogmas that have nothing to do with teachings of Jesus. I pray everyday, usually right before going to bed, I make an examination of conscience and thank God for yet another day he let me spend alive in this world. I feel like such a kind of a bond means a lot more than mindlessly visiting a church every Sunday and following whatever priests and church scholars tell you. I feel like I'm living ethically while not restricting myself. When I tried to be "a good catholic" I

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:25:54.46699 No. 34006332 >>34006295 Throw that boipussi over here and I'll do you a solid.

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:00:46.458631 No. 34006655 >>34006332 But I want a bf...

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:03:38.917852 No. 34006671 sissy polish boys

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:04:51.250982 No. 34006685 Oh fug >put on foundation >forget about it and brush skin above upper lip clean with a tissue after sneezing fag problems

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Bernd 2016-03-30 10:57:48.193637 No. 34006623

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Start new job. Work there for 2 days. Realise that I hate it and I don't fit in.

What do?

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:01:53.929143 No. 34006661 whats ya job cunt

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:03:57.056816 No. 34006675 >>34006661 Health and safety coordinator in a giant factory.

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:04:21.813748 No. 34006678 everyone hates their job

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:04:46.965387 No. 34006684 we tried to warn you but you wouldn't listen

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Bernd 2016-03-30 10:22:15.634038 No. 34006285

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What kind of wurst is your favorite?

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:29:04.021912 No. 34006369 >>34006325 Slav here :DD

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:31:28.814185 No. 34006394 461090864fe5.jpg 461090864fe5.jpg JPG, 640x435, 22 kB >>34006369 But i'm not slav!!!!!!

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:04:01.477901 No. 34006677 >>34006394 But I am :DD :DDDD

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:04:36.488266 No. 34006683 >Westerners don't know any Wurst besides Salami top lol

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Bernd 2016-03-30 08:35:53.625346 No. 34005467

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Siberia is not russia

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:03:40.725332 No. 34006672 SAGE! Ukrainian thread about Russia.

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:04:00.410314 No. 34006676 Cex-a-RWEAEMLHd.jpg Cex-a-RWEAEMLHd.jpg JPG, 480x579, 24 kB >>34006658 Fairy tales do not lie about magical lands

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:04:22.155554 No. 34006679 z1LWlC-rOSk.jpg z1LWlC-rOSk.jpg JPG, 800x600, 74 kB itt moskvoutives have heavy butthurt t.syberian

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:04:35.287731 No. 34006682 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzRtzc4A5_0

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Bernd 2016-03-30 10:55:08.637905 No. 34006601

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That feel when will have to pay €210 to take all the exams needed to enter the army

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:59:58.136606 No. 34006650 have you considered this is a message saying they don't want you?

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I'm seriously reconsidering it. What's worse, I'll have to spend another 200 euros to travel like 450 kms and spend 3 nights in a hotel to do other exams. I would spend it in a heartbeat if I was sure they'd get me, but I'm not. I might spend 400 euros for absolutely nothing.

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:03:41.013756 No. 34006673 the American AVASB here is free but I couldn't pass the medical exam due to my asthma fuck the army will even pay you to go to school if you fill a recruiter's quota

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:04:31.536212 No. 34006681 >>34006670 You definitenly shouldn't do it then, Bernd. It seems foolish to spend so much money to get into the army where you will be yelled at.

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Bernd 2016-03-30 10:41:36.255554 No. 34006484

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I just received an offer to work in Poorland for $1400-1600. Is it ok or will I be starving?

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:49:04.981747 No. 34006551 >$1400-1600. Is it ok or will I be starving? Depends where you live but it is decent on small-town, bolish standards

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:54:53.155165 No. 34006598 >>34006551 It's a very good salary even in a medium-sized city.

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:59:19.537479 No. 34006642 >>34006598 Bear in mind it's probably brutto

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:04:29.051798 No. 34006680 >>34006642 Maybe you're right. So how much money would he be left with after taxes? Does he even have to pay ZUS etc.?

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webm Bernd 2016-03-29 10:58:42.106629 No. 33989020

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rate, share, contribute

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 08:27:20.101366 No. 34005424 Herr Mannelig, In Extremo.webm Herr Mannelig, [...].webm WebM, 700x394, 5:00, [A], 7.5 MB

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:29:58.848208 No. 34006380 China's First N[...].webm WebM, 896x504, 1:50, [A], 9.9 MB >>33990493 >>33991969 Re-redid the China nuclear test one too.

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:03:48.614155 No. 34006674 >>34006380 That gave me Evengelion feel.

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Bernd 2016-03-30 10:58:24.700261 No. 34006630

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Pharma shit and supplements from drugstore doesn't work in 90% of time.

Go to herbstore. Shit works in minutes.

Why is that?

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:59:41.067059 No. 34006647 Its a herbalists conspiracy, they deny to sell they devilish recaptures to the good pharma industry to help them improve their drugs

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:01:30.564814 No. 34006657 sick reference.webm sick reference.webm WebM, 1912x802, 0:04, [A], 913 kB Enemy Mine obscure movie spotted.

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:02:32.93968 No. 34006666 But most pharmaceuticals are purified forms of the component that is helpful in herbs.

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:02:35.676529 No. 34006667 placebo

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Bernd 2016-03-30 07:51:55.272085 No. 34005160

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Do you can walk everywhere on your town without fear in 9pm - 2am?

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:00:22.088935 No. 34006652 >>34006640 What's a CC

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>>34006640
for example, i worked construction on a big project here, and i'd bus it (hour long) home every-day, you'd see bums shooting up at the shelters and what not, guys grabbing girls purses then ask you for a ciggie, just say 'No' firmly and walk away

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:02:00.796094 No. 34006662 SAGE! Concealed-carry.jpg Concealed-carry.jpg JPG, 600x452, 42 kB >>34006652

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:02:14.060233 No. 34006665 No, there are stray dogs everywhere.

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Condom-free male birth control just passed another trial, and could be on sale within 2 years Bernd 2016-03-30 10:55:45.353818 No. 34006608

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>One of the most promising male birth control techniques so far has just passed another major hurdle, with trials in rabbits showing that one injection can deliver safe and effective contraception to males for at least 12 months - no condoms required.

>Importantly, the results so far also indicate that the treatment, known as Vasalgel, is fully reversible, which is pretty exciting after years of condoms being the only reversible way for men to control their fertility. Human trials will begin later this year, with developers claiming it could be available to the public as early as 2018.

>Developed by US-based not-for-profit company, the Parsemus Foundation, Vasalgel works by blocking the tube sperm travels down - the vas deferens - with a flexible, spongy, hydrogel material. That means all the important fluids can still get through, but larger objects, like sperm, can't, which prevents pregnancy.

>Injecting Vasalgel into the vas deferens is pretty quick and easy, and the latest animal trials suggest that the contraceptive is longer-lasting than the developers had been expecting.

http://www.sciencealert.com/reversible-male-birth-control-just-passed-another-trial-and-could-be-on-sale-within-2-years

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:00:08.287271 No. 34006651 >>34006634 Pregnant woman minus the woman you dolt

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:00:33.950915 No. 34006653 >>34006612 I can just imagine mothers rushing off their horny teenage sons off to the doctors to get this for them as they sit around wanking too much. Kinda like how they give birth control pills to young females to control cramps.

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:01:41.637721 No. 34006659 B-but muh switch inside the ballsack

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 11:01:44.822006 No. 34006660 I hope it will fall horribly and all the keinshitts will get infertile for life

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Russia is shit, literally Bernd 2016-03-30 06:03:47.915446 No. 34004332

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This is my city Ekaterinburg right now.
No. it's not selective photos of one place - all city like that in these days.
No, it's not some nature disaster this year - every year is the same.
No, it's not some special weather condition there - city administration just don't give a fuck and wait instead of cleaning.

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:50:05.152028 No. 34006559 >>34004332 Grab your fork and go clean your streets, liberal scum. Even retarded people could do it, why not you? http://lifenews.ru/news/192017

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:54:16.917983 No. 34006594 >>34006456 That's because you're spastic and drawn o your own kind.

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:59:28.745622 No. 34006644 >>34005464 Nod really > no cables in the air > No parked cars > well-paved sidewalk

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Bernd 2016-03-30 10:14:03.854137 No. 34006189

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How are you feeling, bernd? Has your month gone as well as you hoped? I hope so!

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:55:56.039818 No. 34006611 >>34006568 Aw, thank you :3 I'll redeem it later tonight, I don't usually use steam, but do you want to add me on there sometime?

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:57:02.510841 No. 34006615 >>34006611 Try to see if nobody else did it already.

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:58:06.02307 No. 34006626 >>34006615 I did, added my email :3

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:59:36.45628 No. 34006645 >>34006626 Give Steam name, I'll see if I want to burden you with my presence.

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Soviet city Bernd 2016-03-30 07:36:53.897731 No. 34005056

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Russians are jealous of our game industry :3

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:27:13.789085 No. 34006349 >>34005634 > It means shitty quality game about chernobyl/spetsnaz/ussr. >Poles making that shit all time wut? I dont know polish games other than Witcher even exists give examples of such games about chernobyl/spetsnaz/ussr

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:50:02.659731 No. 34006558 >>34006349 you know shit about polish game development

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:58:40.752026 No. 34006637 1346749868001.png 1346749868001.png PNG, 254x258, 95 kB >>34005088 It sure is fun living in the West and masturbating over Russia while living off your Western NEETbux, eh Ivan?

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Bernd 2016-03-30 10:51:25.923057 No. 34006570

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this south korean city changed all flag in the city's main road to chinese one as 6,000 chinese visits that city for tour.
feel is liberated man

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:57:29.930241 No. 34006619 my tax money goes to defend that city I'm fucking livid

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:58:38.298476 No. 34006636 >chinese tourists human piranhas

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Bernd 2016-03-30 10:38:56.735034 No. 34006461

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http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/03/26/german-railway-launches-gender-segregated-carriages-in-wake-of-sex-attacks/
ebin

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>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:53:59.320088 No. 34006593 >>34006577 Better have "polish death camp only, one way" carriages, i guess.

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:55:20.351463 No. 34006605 SAGE! >>34006581 You are a disgrace! Think again who marches.

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:57:15.259549 No. 34006617 05. Bis nach Istanbul.mp3 05. Bis nach Istanbul.mp3 MP3, 02:47, 271kpbs, 5.6 MB HEUTE FÄHRT DIE REICHSBAHN BIS NACH ISTANBUL! ISTANBUL! ISTANBUL!

>>	Bernd 2016-03-30 10:58:37.792871 No. 34006635 Braunschweigisch[...].jpg JPG, 2736x4000, 1.6 MB >>34006605 I'm sorry. It was a typo, sware to me Führer.

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